7 posts tagged “television”
I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doin' a goat, couple of pigs watching. Whoever drew this got it exactly right.---Dwight Shrute, speaking about the obscene beloved cartoon duck/beloved cartoon mouse watermark.
Get every Office quote ever here, including the one above, which is my favorite from Dwight now.
Kevin: If someone gives you 10,000-to-1 on anything you take it. If John Mellencamp ever wins an Oscar I am going to be a very rich dude.
Dwight Shrute: A thirty year mortgage at Michael's age essentially means that he's buying a coffin. If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls... so you couldn't hear the other dead people.
Michael's toast from last week's Office the next time I'm having drinks with friends:
Just so hilarious..."Here is to Mr. Iacocca and his failed experiment, the De Lorean."
but yet to arrive...
And this is all kinds of brilliant:
This is absolutely brilliant. Enjoy.
