Reposted, a QoTD from the archives
Have you ever been cheated on? Ever cheated?
Submitted by Joe.
Yes, I have been cheated on. It yielded the best break-up story EVER, though. Here's how the guy broke up with me/confessed to seeing someone else. Feel free to laugh your ass off, because this is hysterical even to me.
Him: You wanna see my new tattoo?
Me: Sure.
Him: [rolls up shirt sleeve, thrusts shoulder in my direction]
Me: Who's Kelly?
