12:50 Husband is going to North Shore today. Damn him. Why are plane tix to Hawaii so freakin' expensive? I should be there right now!
23:33 Feelin' very isolated lately. Sigh.
23:47 Is my MIL at your house? Girl, run! RT @BunnyBarber: Miserable bitch, shut up already.
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See you in 2010!
00:25 listening to "Bryn Christopher - The Quest" ♫ blip.fm/~i90nz
10:35 listening to "610 Sara Ramirez - Silent Night" ♫ blip.fm/~i9hpf
12:46 Goddamn Wilton Cookie Press piece of shit! Damn!
13:38 My phone's battery used to last a long time. It doesn't work for crap these days.
14:47 Kids were briefly impressed by NORAD's Santa tracking. Then they went back to the Flintstones Christmas show.
16:32 My feet are cold. I'm bored and lonely, devoid of adult contact. And crampy. Helluva Christmas Eve so far.
17:17 Watching Grey's season 5. Twin B thinks that Dr. Owen Hunt looks just like his dad. Heh.
17:26 My kid just admitted to me: "I just asking why to annoy you, Mama." I knew it!!!
19:11 listening to "Lady Gaga - Christmas Tree (feat. Space Cowboy)" ♫ blip.fm/~ia2vw
19:13 listening to "Eartha Kitt - Santa Baby" ♫ blip.fm/~ia2yi
19:27 listening to "LENKA Trouble Is A Friend(Official music video)" ♫ blip.fm/~ia3cz
20:38 twitpic.com/v22v2 This is their biggest Christmas haul ever. I think they'll be happy.
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10:59 Dammit. Flat tire. Those tires were brand new in October. WTF. I'm pissed.
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11:40 I'm babysitting candy canes. This is my life now.
12:04 I'm eating one of the candy canes. I'm a bad babysitter.
13:09 Gingerbread house was a fail. Damn thing won't stay together. Blah.
13:39 I feel so virtuous when I eat salad. Like I won't be going to nutritional hell just yet.
13:53 Spritz cookies own my soul.
17:45 I need a recording that just repeats all day: "Don't hit your brother. Put pants on. Flush the toilet. Don't give your brother noogies."
18:54 It's official, I AM my mother: I just threatened to call Santa if they didn't behave and get their room clean.
19:04 listening to "The Forgotten Carols I Can Not Find My Way" ♫ bli p.fm/~i6yex
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14:30 I think Wilton's motorized cookie press wins the Most Awkward Design award. Why is the big button reverse rather than the small painful one?
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08:56 My son says, "Why you had to clip my fingernails, Mama? It harder to pick my nose now." I'm a mean mommy.
10:55 You ever go to look something up and then forget what it was? Damn.
15:09 Ever so true. RT @shitmydadsays: "Democracy ain’t so fun when it fucks you, huh?”
15:27 Well that's just too damn bad. RT @mojowriting: I don't wanna be in love, I don't wanna be in love
19:00 I really want spritz cookies, the way my mom makes them. Being an adult sucks.
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13:48 It says she's a fan of his. I get a big kick out of the idea of the Queen as a Trekkie. RT @wilw: bit.ly/4Msavt
14:15 My 5 year old is so precocious. He can already say "oh, whatever" with all the petulance of a teenager. I'm so proud.
20:11 Re-watching Grey's Anatomy from the beginning. They all look so young. And Izzy was an asshole from day 1.
20:51 Holy shit. The guy who was the lead in "New Amsterdam" (great and yet cancelled show) is Jaime Lannister in the ASOIAF pilot!
21:52 Word to that. RT @BunnyBarber: Having my 14 year old cousin on my FB just reinforces the validity of my hatred for teenagers.
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08:54 RT @innerbitch: RT @EastsideRJ: The face of a plagiarist and a pdf of his crimes post.ly/FSOL
10:49 Word. RT @ImTheQ: RT @MizzyB: Yep RT @KonstantinaNYC: The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom. ~Jon Stewart
11:32 They said they want trains, cause apparently they don't have enough yet: twitpic.com/u1513
11:32 Only if they say "DIVA" across the ass. RT @ImTheQ: @mojowriting Maybe when you wear hot pink stretch pants that show off your ass...
13:32 Thanks! RT @KonstantinaNYC: FF @tribalmeg HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!!1
17:38 Is it bedtime yet? My kids are making me crazy!
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13:42 Just watched "Inglorious Basterds". Could Tarantino be any more psychotic, and yet totally awesome?
13:49 If someone posts that Facebook has changed their settings to plunge Earth into the sun & you can't tell that's a joke, there's a problem.
16:24 Tribe's servers are down? Let me hide my shock.
16:33 Exactly! RT @BunnyBarber: @mojowriting Tell her if you've seen 1 vagina, you've seen them all!
20:49 a LOST promo? I'd almost forgotten about that show. Will have to pick up season 5 so I can remember what the hell happened.
23:26 Only if Santa brings me one too! RT @GeorgiaWeasley: @tribalmeg Dear Santa, I want bit.ly/6uIotm THAT for Christmas. Please?
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