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Buy this thing only if you want to traumatize your kids and totally screw up how they think about money.

(Make sure you read the product description.)

Have you ever been cheated on? Ever cheated?  
Submitted by Joe. 

Yes, I have been cheated on. It yielded the best break-up story EVER, though. Here's how the guy broke up with me/confessed to seeing someone else. Feel free to laugh your ass off, because this is hysterical even to me. 

Him: You wanna see my new tattoo?
Me: Sure.
Him: [rolls up shirt sleeve, thrusts shoulder in my direction]
Me: Who's Kelly?

This week, I'm FINALLY getting my hair cut. It's been five long months since my last trip to the salon, and my hair is a shapeless, drab mess. My poor stylist probably thinks I dumped her. 

What would you like to do more of?

Sleep.

But I have a new baby, so...

My friend Emily has a great Web site, and she recently posted this. When you have a moment, please read that post and keep that family in your prayers (or donate some cash to them if you feel moved to do so). Thank you.

I'm sitting here next to the baby as he chills in his bouncy seat, and we're rocking out to Talking Heads from my iTunes library. Hubby is doing (God help us) touch-up painting in the nursery. It's a very low-key, but perfectly lovely, Friday night.

Here are some of my favorite photos taken (mostly by me, I think) over the past three years: